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These are the prey we must eliminate as part of "The Jupiter Directive".
Providing any further details of this clandestine operation contravenes several International Laws. All you can know is that these Individuals have deeply harmed our essential operations, and that they must Die. There can be no clemency.
Any Images of lakes, cottages, orange skies, mountains etc... are to distract the NSA and MOSSAD from getting to our targets first.
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This Man Is highly dangerous. His identity is not known. His specialist team (pictured) have wreaked havoc with our moth breeding progams, broken several Transformers, including Soundwave's cassette door, and have deliberately lost several guns from the Action Force collection.
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The identity of this man Is not known. He was caught in the training centre removing lightbulbs. He was broken out of our secure unit by the A-team. All we have is this remarkable artist's impression.
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Intergalactic genius criminal-mastermind and part time freedom fighter AVON. He was found surfing for porn on the computer that regulates the incubators. He escaped with the A-Team by convincing them that he knew how to put Colonel Decker off the scent for good.
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Pincer-Man. An escapee from the experiments wing, codename:"mincy" is a high priority target. His many public appearances have brought shame upon the Redcamera Labs. He mocks us with his Pincer hand. He desires to be the architect of "Pincer-man world" where everyone is forced to have their fingers glued together at birth, so that "we may ascend as the Pincer-handed overlords". The genuine sufferers of that disease that makes your hands become claws have offered us a large sum of money for his rapid extermination.
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Just before His death, we cloned Ernest Borgnine. We altered his genetic sequence to include moth genes. He is now "Ultra-borgnine" despite his amazing new abilities, he suffers intense pain at all times, as his picture shows. He failed to return from a mission to destroy a light bulb factory that refused to sell to us at wholesale prices. We can ill afford another Klendathu.
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FutureDog. The most evil and ruthless creature ever to stalk the earth. Pictured in the apparatus that gives him untold magical powers, FutureDog offends us with every breath he takes into his highly advanced respirator. Like a canine davros, but far more depraved. One of his many sinister missions is to alert pensioners to our secret plans. We know his life insurance offers a very comfortable payout, and we are currently trying to marry him.
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King Ghidora. He sold us a laser turret, but left out the crystals we need to operate it. Associates say this is not uncommon, as they have lodged many complaints about King Ghidora's general stock quality and after-sales service.
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The A-Team. They have made a mockery of our security systems too many times. We are training a specialised team of super-moths to hunt down and kill each member by fluttering in their ears with such intensity that it causes several major blood vessels within the skull to explode. We have an extra big moth for FACE, who has particularly robust eardrums.
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SADOR. Sworn enemy of NESTOR. After making good his unseen escape at the climax of the battle beyond the stars, SADOR has opened a discount Video shop somewhere in Surrey. His refusal to pay up after NESTOR won a lengthy court battle to regain custody of the hand SADOR stole has confirmed his place near the top of the list. It is only a matter of time.
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Peep-Peep. The Boy From Space recently won a compensation claim by lodging a complaint against safety in our childrens play area with Claims Direct. He claims to have stood on a piece of wood that "shouldn't have been there". Redcamera Laboratories maintain that the piece of wood was intentionaly placed to harm him, so his claim for accident compensation is invalid. He stole lego from the community lego bucket, and worried the moth larvae at a critical stage. You don't hear that on his many "Killroy" appearances.
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Domingo Pelvis. Designer of the Redcamera Laboratories Security system. Irresponsible and unprofessional, Insisting on using 8-bit technology, he is also wanted by the Empire after he fitted a commodore 64 as the fire control system of the DEATH STAR. Black Box reports after the explosion revealed that proton torpedoes had no effect, the fatal flaw being the C64 loading "commodore soccer" at the very moment all it's processing power was needed to contain and direct a gigantic laser blast.
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