Moth Techniques

1. Used trained moths.

Specimens captured in the wild are too unruly, and refuse to act as a team. Buy swarms of specialised trained moths from a reputable supllier, who has a large facility dedicated to the task, and who has over 30 confirmed kills by moth swarm to his name. Trained Moths are deadly, unforgiving beasts, who have overcome the contraints of attraction to lights in order to become fearless warriors, committed to a fight for justice and to vanquish evil (which commonly takes the form of pensioners).

2. Attack from above.

Secure a staging area above the target's route. The roof of the co-op opposite the post office is ideal. This gives you excelent visibilty of the engagement zone, the ability to select targets of opportunity, hides you from your prey, and allows a quick exit once the attack has been successfull.

3. Work your moths into a frenzy

Taunt your moths inside a specially designed moth containment device. Use small bits of string to simulate aggressive moth behaviour, and your swarm should become agitated. Do not feed them for 30 minutes prior to engagement, and play selected rousing music at them, such as the song at the beginning of the late 1970's "buck rogers" film. This increases attack effiency by up to 25%, and strengthens team bonding. Buy specialised moth containment devices from a reputable dealer, who probably sells swarms of moths with them in a handy combo pack.

4. Use a battle cry

A shrill shout of "lazuliiiiiiiiii!", as heard in early 1980's space epic "battle beyond the stars" is an Ideal battle cry. Use them to startle the prey, who will be totally unprepared for a barrage of moths attacking them. It will also whip the moth swarm into a crescendo of aggression. I cannot stress what an advantage this conveys to any surprise attack situation. Once the commitment to action is made, you must be swift. Shout your chosen battle cry and release the moths immediately.

battlecries to try:
1) Khaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn!
2) Braaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrghh!
3) Death or glory!

buy books and audio tapes of battlecries from a reputable supplier, one who would idealy sell swarms of trained moths and specialised containment devices.

5. Maximise the potential

Use specialist pheromones, purchased from reputable suppliers, to "paint" targets, not unlike laser guided bombs. This way, you can hit 3 or 4 targets with one swarm. Obviously, the primary target should be identified beforehand, and researched thoroughly, but with the pheromone spray in an adapted super-soaker, you can select targets of opportunity at will. Once one victim is defeated, the swarm will move on to attack the designated targets in series.

6. do not allow the swarm to dissipate

Make sure the team bond of the swarm is strong, for collection afterwards is essential to further success. Once the attack is over, mobilise to the battle area, rapidly whisper the battle cry repeatedly and adopt a specific pose. If properly trained at the preparation stage, the moths will recognise the recall pose, return to the containment device and exfiltration can be attempted. Any moth that refuses to return to the device is considered a security risk, and must be terminated with extreme prejudice. A rogue moth can't be allowed to live, as it may defect to your enemy and supply sensitive intelligence material to it's new masters. Once complete, withdraw to behind the nearest charity shop to debrief your swarm.

recall poses to try:

1) the classic bruce forsythe
2) one one knee, praying
3) punching the air in victory

7. Exfiltrate silently and swiftly

Once initial debreifing is complete, immediately return to your base of operations. Do not celebrate your victory during exfiltration. Instead, make every attempt to disguise your appearance and hold your specialised moth containment device as tightly as possible to your chest. The sound of your heartbeat will calm the moths. Walk quickly and stiffly, hugging walls and sprinting across junctions. Make sure you dart your eyes about as quickly as possible, and issue intimidating glares at anyone within 5 metres. Don't worry, you won't look suspicious.

8. Prepare for a counter-attack

Your enemy may become enraged, and send hostile forces to return fire on your base of operations. Utilise a specialised moth defense grid, purchased from a reputable supplier, to suck in an capture any moths that might be used in retalliatory strikes. Be sure to protect your own precious moths from the trauma of moth versus moth combat, perhaps with a specialised moth protective segregation unit, available from a reputable supplier, who offers a range of specialised moth equipment.

9. Maintain the Momentum

Once the operation is complete, immediately begin planning a larger and more devestating campaign. Momentum has to mainted at all costs, even if it means buying more moths and more specialist equipment from reputable suppliers.

10. Avoid bragging about your campaigns on Killroy

Do not apply to be in the audience of killroy, under the pretence of being a supporter of a contentious issue, in order to brag about the superiority of your moth devestation techniques, and the spiritual clarity of your struggle against evil. Killroy will immediately attack with his "Killroy's Heroes": highly advanced, Russian moth brigades, who are waiting in the rafters of the studio for such an eventuality. Currently, reputable suppliers are trying to breed a hybrid super-moth, but until it's weaponised and available, do not attempt to intimidate Killroy unless you have in excess of 300,000 moths at your disposal.